god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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