return my video game
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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