you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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