I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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