ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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