I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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