Ambien. No doubt about it.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You need Xanax blowdarts
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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