ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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