somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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