I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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