Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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