im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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