He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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