yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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