I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
