I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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