Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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