Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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