is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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