I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
