How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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