are you so shy because you have an std?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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