I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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