i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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