I am full of burrito and curiosity
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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