so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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