She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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