I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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