so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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