My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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