Will you blow on my dice?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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