i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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