Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i out mim tonsoeep
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