would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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