btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Farmville is her only friend.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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