Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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