then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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