You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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