As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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