I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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