Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
PANTIES FOUND
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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