I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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