why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
The power of my boobs compel you
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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