butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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