We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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