He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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