The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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