It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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