what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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