Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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